PJ JACKMAN

I'm Back

2009-02-07T21:38:00.002-05:00

Hey Bitches!!! I'm back :)

Took a brief respite but now here I am...been looking for an apt to call my own in this fabu city of NY and finally found one...great news there....I just have to sit in front of a co-op board and get their approval...fingers crossed :) Hopefully all will go well and I can relax!!! So stressed out lately ...sad but true but I'm not letting it overwhelm....How sad, here I lie on a Saturday night alone in bed...sad and pathetic...not a good combination :( Off to bed.....1030 pm you say? Yes, I say! Be good and vodka dreams!

PJ

DAY 4

2009-01-29T23:14:00.002-05:00

It's 11:14...I need to go to bed. I'm waiting for my latest corbin fisher video to download so I can watch my straight boys screwing and then I'll go to bed. Had a good meeting with an Insurance Broker about Life and disability Insurance...God, It sucks to get old...ooh, my porn just popped up...but I'm not that excited yet so I'll finish...Who's in The Super Bowl? Anyone even know? Care? I watch for the commercials...exciting I guess...Still no word from Chelsea....I'm not giving up hope...there was a make up counter worker on the panel on the taped episode I watched...SOOO not funny...so if that bitch can be on there, so can I! Does anyone really believe Oprah has a thyroid problem. Girl please! Her thighs look like they're on roids...fat roids that is....but she does not have a thyroid problem...it's called eating too much....anyhoo...I'm gonna stop writing before the devil or Oprah or Dr. Phil or Rachael Ray (how do you spell that bitch's name? Oh that's right ...C.H.U.B.B.Y) I tease because I love. I want to be on television....I'm jealous so I make fun! :)

Anyway....Vodka dreams mommas and the poppas!

PJ

Day 3

2009-01-28T22:33:00.003-05:00

I swear to fucking God, I typed this whole thing and it was hilarious and then I back paged and it got erased. Son Of a Bitch! To summarize...Day 3, no word from Chelsea Lately...Madonna met Perez Hilton and probably lip sanc her hello...I know that's not a word...and I love Adele (the chubby Amy Whinehouse...which is not to be mistaken as an insult)...Watch the Make You Feel My Love video....Adele sounds amazing!!! Oh, and I want to meet Alanis...I've worshipped that bitch FOREVER! Call me A...My Lani My Lanta!!!!!

Vodka dreams bitches!

PJ

Day 2 Chelsea - I'm waiting

2009-01-27T22:59:00.002-05:00

Day 2 of the "PJ Invades Chelsea Lately!" Countdown is almost over....1 hour to go and no word from Chelsea...Hello, Chelsea, are you there? it's me gay vodka! Anyhoo....Happy B-Day again to Jason...HEY!.....I took him to dinner and to Pieces for a drink and horrible karaoke...ugh...I hate karaoke...and to think I used to work at Pieces before they fired my ass! Fired me....can you believe that shit...? Tragic and comedic all at the same time....Heading to bed but first have to watch True Beauty...I fucking love that show...so silly and stupid...."he looked like a noodle." If you watched last week, you know the line...I fucking laughed my ass off..off...off...it fell off...I lost 10 lbs...I have a big ass for a white boy...not big like fat, but big like bubble butty...makes me a great bottom....can I get an Amen!?

All right people...True Beauty is calling so Best wishes and vodka dreams!

PJ

Chelsea Lately

2009-01-26T22:30:00.002-05:00

I want to be on Chelsea Lately!!! Want want want! If fat ass piece of shit Perez Hilton can be on there....I should be too :) Just teasing...love you P! Anyhoo....I love LOVE LOVE Chelsea Handler!!!! I'd go straight for her....not really but you know what I mean...I can just imagine how freaky she'd be in bed :) Crazy, crazy, crazy....we'd pull each other's hair...I can totally imagine her getting into that :) If the gays are smart, they'll move away from Kathy Griffin and move to Chelsea....not the 'hood, but the fucking beyond fabulous blond bombshell on E (and it's not Ryan Seacrest!). So Chelsea, lover, sweet pie, peak a choo...if you're reading this, and I know you are, totally book me on your show...I'm cute...I'm gay...I can be funny!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!! God, shut up PJ...got it...I'll shut up now....Peace bitches!

Happy B-day to Jason btw...stay black and fabulous!

Vodka dreams bitches

PJ

New Place

2009-01-25T18:25:00.002-05:00

Hey! hanging at home getting ready to watch the SAG Awards...and of course drinking my vodka....I love my vodka!!!!

I need to find an apartment!!!! Goodness, I have a month, but feeling overwhelmed already...but sooooo looking forward to living on my own...I need to have orgies and bukake parties and walk around naked w/o having to worry about a roommate walking in :)

If you're reading this (you know who you are!) and know of a place, let me know.

Oh, thanks Jason for teaching me the blogging...I feel so special...so in touch with modern day....I voted for Barack and now this...God, I'm in 2009 and in touch with the youth :)

Okay....I just downed a shot and headed to watch the show. Vodka dreams people :)

PJ

Day 2

2009-01-24T11:45:00.003-05:00

Good Morning BItches!

$1K....Did I say 1K....yes, I said 1K! End o story!!!!!!!

best wishes and vodka dreams...add some orange juice, its the morning ....

Jason Stop

2009-01-24T00:48:00.001-05:00

really! Really.....really....

My Virginity Has Been Taken (Finally!)

2009-01-24T00:06:00.004-05:00

I've been blogged...no dinner...no ring...no marriage proposal.....wait I can't get married...not yet....anyway....here I go....what the fuck am I supposed to be writing...wait...I know...I'll be the skinnier and sexier Perez Hilton...fuck him...I should erase his name right now...if only I could erase on a computer...of course I'm Polish, so I could always spread white out on the screen but that probably wouldn't work....probably...as you can see I love my ellipses........total vomit of the mouth or the fingers as it's my fingers that are doing the tying, but of course every so often my toes hit the keys and also my big penis...It has a mind of its own and typically decides to crawl out of my gym shorts and start typing...wait a second, I think I feel it coming out....SUCK ME....SUCK ME LONG AND HARD AND MAKE ME FUCKING EXPLODE ON THE SCREEEN....see what I mean...a mind of its own....

Well Bitches...best wishes and Vodka dreams!!!!!!

PJ